CREATIVITY GAME
Okikiola 2012/04/19 14:16
CREATIVITY GAME
Let's see how creative my professional friends are.
A boy who is critically ill needs your prayers.sick.
But for GOD to answer your prayers over the boy, you must say your prayers using your profession's terminologies.
For instance, a businessman would say his prayers like this: "O Lord, Almighty, don't let the ship of death cargo this boy's container to heaven pls. Sell his sickness away in wholesales..."
Carpenter Says: "God, disease has been nailed into this boy's wood. Please use the chisel of heaven to chisel out the disease and every single nail is his blood.."
Economics: In the name of God, i command and control the economic system in his body to be supplied with a favourable balance of payment 4 his health and a stable growth rate in his excess crude account. That i demand oh Lord.
GEOLOGY: i pray that every igneous rock or any type of rock that stand as a solution hole for sickness, God i pray that you blast them with heavenly danamite, or you dissolve them with heavenly hdrofloric (HF)
physicists: oh Lord i pray u put an insulator between this mass nd the sickness that is trying to calibrate his body. The force of attraction between this vector quantity nd the scalar quantity of malaria be reduced empirically. Let his equation of health be equal to V=u 1/2 at sqr
Okikiola 2012/04/19 14:16CREATIVITY GAME
Let's see how creative my professional friends are.
A boy who is critically ill needs your prayers.sick.
But for GOD to answer your prayers over the boy, you must say your prayers using your profession's terminologies.
For instance, a businessman would say his prayers like this: "O Lord, Almighty, don't let the ship of death cargo this boy's container to heaven pls. Sell his sickness away in wholesales..."
Carpenter Says: "God, disease has been nailed into this boy's wood. Please use the chisel of heaven to chisel out the disease and every single nail is his blood.."
Economics: In the name of God, i command and control the economic system in his body to be supplied with a favourable balance of payment 4 his health and a stable growth rate in his excess crude account. That i demand oh Lord.
GEOLOGY: i pray that every igneous rock or any type of rock that stand as a solution hole for sickness, God i pray that you blast them with heavenly danamite, or you dissolve them with heavenly hdrofloric (HF)
physicists: oh Lord i pray u put an insulator between this mass nd the sickness that is trying to calibrate his body. The force of attraction between this vector quantity nd the scalar quantity of malaria be reduced empirically. Let his equation of health be equal to V=u 1/2 at sqr
KingFISHER 2012/04/19 19:12
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Oh!GOD
Plz deduct all his pluses of life then if u not happy thn standard ban him 3,5 or 7 evn for more days bt nvr hard banned him plz! Ma prayer to You let him live in 2wapworld!
Modarator:
Oh!GOD
Plz deduct all his pluses of life then if u not happy thn standard ban him 3,5 or 7 evn for more days bt nvr hard banned him plz! Ma prayer to You let him live in 2wapworld!
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