fart all the time by Sulley 2012/02/12 15:05
Doctor, "What seems to be the
problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean
I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you
can't hear them. It's just that I fart all
the time. Look, we've been talking
here for about 10 minutes and I've
farted five times. You didn't hear them
and you don't smell them, do you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a
prescription. The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This
prescription, will it really clear up my
farts?" "No," sighs the Doctor, "The
prescription is to clear your sinuses.
Next week I want you back here for a
hearing test."