A man was
walking at mid-
night on the
road adjacent to
the graveyard. It
was very dark. He was looking
left and right and
one could say
that he was very
nervous. He saw
another man walking a little
ahead of him
and increased
his pace so that
he could catch
up with him for company till he
crosses the
graveyard. He said to him,
"It looks very
scary here. Hope
there are no
ghosts over
here." The other man
replied, "I guess
not. I have been
living here since
I died twenty
years ago and haven't seen one
yet.