funy bank jokes by Sulley 2012/01/04 22:36
A mother
decided that her
young 11 year
old daughter
should open her
own bank account. "As it
will be your
account, I think
that you should
complete the
application form" said the mother.
The daughter
was doing really
well but was
puzzled when
she came to where it said
'Name of
previous bank'.
She pondered
for a second and
when wrote 'Piggy' A woman went
into a bank in
London wishing
to loan 3,000
for one month.
The loan officer said that he
would require
collateral.
The woman says
"I have a Ferrari;
here are a set of keys.Keep it until
I repay the
loan". The loan is
authorised and
the ferrari driven
away for safe keeping.
The woman
returns one
month weeks
later, pays the
3,000 loan together with
20 interest and
the car is
returned to her.
Clearly puzzled,
the loan officer says to her "With
respect, madam,
I don't
understand why
someone like
you who owns a ferrari would
need to borrow
3,000". "Well"
she replied "I
needed to go to
the United States for 4 weeks and
tell me, where in
London can you
store a Ferrari for
20 a month?". A banker was
recently arrested
having
embezzled
80,000 for his
son's University
education The
arresting police
officer, who had
also a son at
University said as he was putting
the handcuffs on
him. "One
question puzzles
me "he said
"Where was the remainder of the
money you need
coming from?".
A mother
decided that her
young 11 year
old daughter
should open her
own bank account. "As it
will be your
account, I think
that you should
complete the
application form" said the mother.
The daughter
was doing really
well but was
puzzled when
she came to where it said
'Name of
previous bank'.
She pondered
for a second and
when wrote 'Piggy' A woman went
into a bank in
London wishing
to loan 3,000
for one month.
The loan officer said that he
would require
collateral.
The woman says
"I have a Ferrari;
here are a set of keys.Keep it until
I repay the
loan". The loan is
authorised and
the ferrari driven
away for safe keeping.
The woman
returns one
month weeks
later, pays the
3,000 loan together with
20 interest and
the car is
returned to her.
Clearly puzzled,
the loan officer says to her "With
respect, madam,
I don't
understand why
someone like
you who owns a ferrari would
need to borrow
3,000". "Well"
she replied "I
needed to go to
the United States for 4 weeks and
tell me, where in
London can you
store a Ferrari for
20 a month?". A banker was
recently arrested
having
embezzled
80,000 for his
son's University
education The
arresting police
officer, who had
also a son at
University said as he was putting
the handcuffs on
him. "One
question puzzles
me "he said
"Where was the remainder of the
money you need
coming from?".
is this a real happening?
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