a short funny kid marriage by
scarllete 2011/12/05 02:13
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered.
"We can spend one week in my room and the next
in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!" -hehe- goodmorning!!!!
_h3AvEn_KiNG_ 2011/12/05 02:19
Small Babbies lay eggs nd big -preg-
Nice1 haha..
.sleepy.
Ginamarie 2011/12/05 04:24
Kids these days, their more cautious then us!
Crownstar 2015/01/05 04:30
I like the kids report
Eleto 2015/01/09 13:28
Lol. Thats clever
NHLEMA 2015/01/11 20:41
You people don't let me die with laughter
Stepping on an egg a birth control,kikiki
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