a short funny kid marriage by scarllete 2011/12/05 02:13
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"

"Yes," his young son answered.
"We can spend one week in my room and the next
in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.

The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!" -hehe- goodmorning!!!!
_h3AvEn_KiNG_ 2011/12/05 02:19
Small Babbies lay eggs nd big -preg-
Nice1 haha..
.sleepy.

K_shaka 2011/12/05 03:53
/smiley/smiley.if you lay eggs for me empress scarllete i wont step on it,but i will treasure it untill the theyre hatched
THE_SPEAR_KING 2011/12/05 04:06
.lol.
Funny

EpIcInCoGnItO 2011/12/05 04:16
How cute/smiley safe approach.
Ginamarie 2011/12/05 04:24
Kids these days, their more cautious then us! /smiley
R49hu 2011/12/05 04:46
/smiley
Natasha_Singh 2011/12/05 09:18
thums up 4 this.
The_Torpid 2012/10/08 05:56
Bombastic Baby
yash_kumar 2012/10/09 05:47
hatch the egg.......
Georginia 2014/12/31 15:57
Hahaha..lol.
Crownstar 2015/01/05 04:30
I like the kids report
Nandikeey 2015/01/07 10:52
Haha nice one
Rohan786 2015/01/08 12:13
/smiley -hahaha-
Eleto 2015/01/09 13:28
Lol. Thats clever
NHLEMA 2015/01/11 20:41
You people don't let me die with laughter
Stepping on an egg a birth control,kikiki

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