Engineer n a MBA graduate;)
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haris
2011/12/03 18:39
An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip,

set up their tent, and fall asleep.

Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies,"I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute."Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are

millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.

So"Economy of Scale"would be the ideal strategy in that market.

Strategically such market would be a volume driven market

Financially it would be a low margin market.

From HR point of view we would require huge manpower

What does it tell you?"

The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically"

"Someone has stolen our TENT" -bslap-
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Someone
2011/12/03 18:42
You stolen my topic hari bhai. -hahaha-
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THE_SPEAR_KING
2011/12/03 18:45
-hahaha-
1 of d best. . . .
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Ladida
2011/12/03 18:47
lol . . . /smiley
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_h3AvEn_KiNG_
2011/12/03 18:50
Eng. Gul n Ullu Gangu.
-lmao1-
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_rOcK_
2011/12/03 19:08
lol what a practical thinking
Engineers Rock /smiley
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Pr1ya
2011/12/03 19:20
/smiley -haha1-
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Saintless
2011/12/04 01:24
/smiley Good... That is good..
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Ginamarie
2011/12/04 03:52
-hahaha- Wat a tubelight! .hehe.
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TemPEST
2011/12/04 06:41
God hv mercy (laugh)
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EpIcInCoGnItO
2011/12/04 08:47
/smiley loved this one lol -hahaha- fantastic.
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R49hu
2011/12/04 09:17
haha practical thinking is good
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manjsrecord
2011/12/04 15:45
/smileyThat's a good 1 ther /smiley
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