HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITY OF INDIA : by Fluxion 2011/11/30 08:42
Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy
comes along, sees them and walks on. ...
That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them
take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are
fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy
comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him
up.
That's DELHI
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Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers
to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a
Chai-stall .
That's AHMEDABAD
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy
comes. He writes a software program to stop
the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a
virus in the program.

That's BANGALORE
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Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers
to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says
that mera maam doesn't like all this
nonsense.
Peace settles in.
That's UP
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy
comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's
right.
You are in KOLKATA
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Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes
from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go
sumwhere else and keep fighting".
That's KERALA !
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Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes
along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and
abusing each other and all go home as
friends.
You are in GOA !!!

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THE LAST ONE

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes
along with HIS FRNDS and beet both of
them. and goes
You are in Chennai!!