Polite Way to Pee
**
During one of her
daily classes a
teacher trying to
teach good
manners asked her
studentsTeacher :
"Michael, if you
were on a date
having dinner with
a nice younglady,
how would you tell
her that you have
to go to the
toilet?" Michael :
"Just a minute I
have to go
pee."Teacher :
"That would be
rude and
impolite."Teacher :
"What about you
Peter, how would
you say it?"Peter :
"I truly am sorry,
but I really need to
go to the
bathroom. I'll
beright
back."Teacher :
"That's better, but
it's still not very
nice to say the
wordbathroom at
the dinner
table."Teacher :
"And you, Little
Johnny, can you
use your brains for
once and show us
your good
manners?"Little
Johnny : "Darling,
may I please be
excused for a brief
moment? I haveto
shake hands with
a very dear friend
of mine, whom I am
hoping you willget
to meet after
dinner."
The
teacher fainted
-haha3-