Abduction and Blackmail - Please, Help! by TheMouse 2011/10/30 19:43
(mouse3) Well ... This morning, I kidnapped the neighbor's cat -tiger- and I squeaked at it so fiercely that it got very frightened. Hehehehe. Now, I'm just writing a blackmail letter to those folks next door, to demand a lot of money if they want me to return the cat. But, HOW MUCH MONEY should I tell them to pay for a ransom? -think- I got as far as this with my letter: 'If you wanna see your stinking cat alive again, come to the old disused cheese factory at midnight! Come alone, don't turn on the light - and no tricks, or the cat's only fit for the pet cemetery. And when you reach the factory . . . . . . . . .' well, help me to finish my letter!
(mouse3) Well ... This morning, I kidnapped the neighbor's cat -tiger- and I squeaked at it so fiercely that it got very frightened. Hehehehe. Now, I'm just writing a blackmail letter to those folks next door, to demand a lot of money if they want me to return the cat. But, HOW MUCH MONEY should I tell them to pay for a ransom? -think- I got as far as this with my letter: 'If you wanna see your stinking cat alive again, come to the old disused cheese factory at midnight! Come alone, don't turn on the light - and no tricks, or the cat's only fit for the pet cemetery. And when you reach the factory . . . . . . . . .' well, help me to finish my letter!
EpIcInCoGnItO 2011/10/31 02:58
-hahaha-and when you reach the factory just drop a suitcase full of fresh italian cheese along with 5 thousand pounds. Thats should be good enough. Then disappear or else your cat with rest in peace.
-hahaha-and when you reach the factory just drop a suitcase full of fresh italian cheese along with 5 thousand pounds. Thats should be good enough. Then disappear or else your cat with rest in peace.
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