Escaped man from prison by LONGJOHN2010 2011/10/19 06:47
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed andties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots oftime in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong,honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had anyvaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
MFLOW 2011/10/19 13:59
Hahahahahaha
EpIcInCoGnItO 2011/10/19 08:49
/smiley heard this haha
WilLow_DarkSky 2011/10/22 15:24
-lmao1-......omg
abbey4united 2011/10/22 17:15
really? /smiley
The_Torpid 2013/03/31 14:18
-omg2-
Hareesh 2013/04/24 04:48
Omggg
S-ALI.RAZA 2014/01/29 08:43
.omg. .clap.
TinHeart 2014/01/30 06:16
take one for the team hun
-lol8-

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