The three sons by LONGJOHN2010 2011/10/18 07:23
Three sons left home , went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gift they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother. " The second said, I sent her a Mercedes with a driver. " The third smailed and said, " I have got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well.So I sent her a remarkeabl e parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recited it." Soon thereafter , mom sent out her letters of thanks: "milton," she wrote one son, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." Gerald," she wroteto another," I am too old to travel.I say most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" Dearest Donald, " She wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense toknow what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious. "
Three sons left home , went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gift they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother. " The second said, I sent her a Mercedes with a driver. " The third smailed and said, " I have got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well.So I sent her a remarkeabl e parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recited it." Soon thereafter , mom sent out her letters of thanks: "milton," she wrote one son, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." Gerald," she wroteto another," I am too old to travel.I say most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" Dearest Donald, " She wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense toknow what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious. "
You got me on the last line.
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