A womans electronic hair dryer! by
Lalit 2011/09/21 02:51
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor?
Of course. What may I do for you?
Well, I bought an expensive womans electronic hair dryer for my mothers birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limit, and Im afraid theyll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?
I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.
With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, Father, do you have anything to declare?
From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.
The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?
I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.
Roaring with laughter, the official said, Go ahead, Father. Next!
Eternal_Knight 2011/09/21 03:13
oh my god that was clever and funny answer. . . .funny.
Ginamarie 2011/09/21 12:31
-funny- clever priest!
Kumz 2011/09/21 14:44
Hahahaha!!!! Love it!!!!
MaG 2011/09/22 05:08
superb joke -haha1-
Rosay 2011/09/23 23:46
.hahahah
Rajjar 2011/09/24 08:22
that's funny answer
Geet 2011/09/24 08:49
Nice and new one
Waves 2012/05/21 22:53
Go priest go. Clever u.
TemPEST 2012/08/19 23:46
Thinking what the offical thought
AbhiReddy 2012/08/20 12:38
Hahaha..............
yemadep 2012/08/23 19:59
Very tactical priest.
Hareesh 2012/09/12 03:03
Very funny
ABHIRAJ 2017/09/17 17:05
Never heard this before..nice joke.with a honest ans.
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