Haris and His Gas Haris was in the restaurant yesterday when he suddenly realized he desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so Haris timed his gas release with the beat of the music. . . . After a couple of songs, Haris started to feel better. He finished his coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at Him... . . . Then Haris suddenly remembered that . . he was listening to his iPod.