The 10 reasons .lol. by _dreamprince_ 2011/07/10 08:46
Youve always wanted to
do it, now here are the
top 10 reasons to go to
work without clothes!
10. No one ever steals
your chair.
9. Gives bad hair day a
whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from
the fact that you also
came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing
your pens after theyve
seen where you keep
them.
6. So that -with a little
help from Muzak- you
can add Exotic Dancer
to your exaggerated
resume.
5. You want to see if its
like the dream.
4. To stop those creepy
guys in Marketing from
looking down your
blouse.
3. Id love to chip in, but
I left my wallet in my
pants.
2. Can take advantage of
computer monitor
radiation to work on
your tan.
and (drum roll, please)
the number one reason
to Go To Work without
clothes:
1. Your boss is always
yelling, I wanna see
your a*s in here by 8:00.