Sleepy mary
Dunrichie 2011/05/31 16:41
Dunrichie 2011/05/31 16:41
Little mary always fell asleep at sunday school, so the nun asked her, "who is our lord and saviour?" little johnny who sat behind her took out a pin and pokes her in her butt, making her yell "jesus christ!"
"very good" says the teacher.
Mary fall back asleep, so the nun wakes her back up and asked her "who created the universe?" little johnny pokes her in the butt with a pin again making her yell "God almighty!"
the teacher said "very good", and uncovinced that mary would stay awake, she asked mary, "what did Eve say to Adam after giving birth?"
little mary jumped out of her seat and yelled, "if you shove that thing in my butt one more time, i'm gonna break it in half and shove it down youre throat!"
"very good" says the teacher.
Mary fall back asleep, so the nun wakes her back up and asked her "who created the universe?" little johnny pokes her in the butt with a pin again making her yell "God almighty!"
the teacher said "very good", and uncovinced that mary would stay awake, she asked mary, "what did Eve say to Adam after giving birth?"
little mary jumped out of her seat and yelled, "if you shove that thing in my butt one more time, i'm gonna break it in half and shove it down youre throat!"
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