afterlife by Insenus_AmoR 2011/05/03 19:08
kalesh n steve were business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife.
So steve dies.
kalesh doesn't hear from him for about a year,
figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call.
It's steve.
"So there is an afterlife! What's it like?"
kalesh asks.
'Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex.
Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex.
Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day." "Oh, my god," says kalesh
"So that's what heaven is like?"
"Oh no," says steve. "I'm not in heaven. I'm a bear in Yellowstone Park." -lol-