The accident by _cowboy_ 2011/04/16 03:08
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says,"Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign fromHim that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here'sanother miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch andcelebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calmhis nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back tothe man.
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says,"Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign fromHim that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here'sanother miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch andcelebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calmhis nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back tothe man.
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