Motor co.'s

CHEVY: Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet

FORD: Fix or Repair Daily

JEEP: Just Expect Every Problem

TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

HOLDEN: Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now

BUICK: Big Ugly Import Car Killer

DODGE: Dead On Day Guarantee Expires -haha-

Funny Acronyms of countries

AFRICA: After F%*k, Remember I'll Call Again

CANADA: Cute And Naughty Action Developed into Attraction

CHINA:[ Come Home I Need Affection

ENGLAND: Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days

EGYPT: Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

KENYA: Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing

pERU: Porget Everyone... Remember Us. (Some Filipinos pronounce Forget as Porget;))

pHILIPPINES: Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation!