Poor man

Poor man by _Mr.RaO_ 2011/03/13 15:17
A man escapes from prison
where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look
for money and guns and finds a
young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair, while
tying the girl to the bed he gets
on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the
bathroom. While he's in there,
the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your
neck." If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy
him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is
probably very dangerous. If he
gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He
wasn't kissing my neck. He
wwas whispering in my ear. He
told me he was gay, thought
you were cute, and asked me if
we had any vaseline. I told him it
was in the bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you too!!"