~Funny Quotes~ by DareDevil 2011/02/07 14:31
Post here all your funny quotes. -lol- -yum-

Note : No Free Posting Please !

DareDevil 2011/02/07 14:35
Dear Math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems.
I'm a teenager, not a therapist.

DareDevil 2011/02/07 14:37
I'm not lazy... I'm on energy saving mode. /smiley
DareDevil 2011/02/07 14:46
DENTIST ! Stop talking to me! I can't reply with your hand in my mouth!!!!!
DareDevil 2011/02/07 14:59
At the restaurant... Do you want a table Sir?
no we will eat on the floor..

DareDevil 2011/02/07 15:01
Dear boyfriend, Your girlfriend is cheating on you with me. I sleep with her every night. And I keep her warm, she never wants to leave me. Sincerely, Her bed.
DareDevil 2011/02/07 15:02
If Google can't find it, You're Screwed !
DareDevil 2011/02/07 15:03
I like you... Where do I click? /smiley
DareDevil 2011/02/07 15:05
My bed is suddenly so much more comfortable when I hear the alarm ring at 6 A.M..
DareDevil 2011/02/07 15:10
''Hey''
...2 hours later...
''Hey''
...No it's too late I don't wanna talk to you now.

DareDevil 2011/02/07 15:13
When I'm busy, nobody texts me, But when i'm busy, my phone blows up :/
DareDevil 2011/02/07 15:15
No its okay I'm not mad at you... LOL jk I wanna throw a chair at your face (:
DareDevil 2011/02/07 15:18
You may not like me, But jesus thinks i'm to die for /smiley
AmouR 2011/02/20 15:16
Are they really funny? /smiley
Shy_angel 2011/02/28 18:08
Yeah,most are.
Salmankhan 2011/03/01 03:59
/smiley n0t funny
Salmankhan 2011/03/01 04:00
Quote: -AmOuR-: Are they really funny? /smiley

/smiley may b.lol.

prince1011 2011/03/06 19:04
Thumbs up DareDevil. U really made my day. Funny quotes. Well i sent d bed letter stuff 2 my gurl and she didnt understand d last line...well i just broke d new sim i used. Nw i think am gona regret it. Thanks again
Opex 2011/03/13 09:55
Opps not 2 funy
Rams 2011/03/18 04:31
Life is like a dick when it gets hard,fuck it
RUISAH 2011/03/28 11:24
WHY R U SMILING?NO AM LETTING MA TEETH ENJOY DA SUN
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