Dash Ask Jaki, Do U Know Me? by Someone 2011/02/04 10:20
Dash Ask Jaki... Do U Know Me?
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At the start of an important trial, a small town Lawyer Dash called his first witness Miss Jacki to the stand. She seemed like a sweet Women. Dash approached her and asked, Miss Jacki, do u know me?
She responded, Why, yes, I do know u Mr. Dash. I've known u since u were a young boy. U've become a huge disappointment to me. U lie, u manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. U think u r a hot shot lawyer, when u haven't the brains to realize u never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know u.
-haha-
The lawyer Dash was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, Miss Jacki, do u know the defense Lawyer Mr ROSEBOY?
She replied, Why, of course I do. I've known Mr ROSEBOY since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, also, is a real disappointment. He's lazy, bigoted, never has a nice word to say about anybody, and he drinks like a fish. and everybody knows that his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him.
-hahaha-
The judge Mr Zeus rapped his gavel, to quiet the tittering among the spectators in the courtroom. Once the room was silent, he called both Lawyers to his bench. In a quiet, menacing voice, he warned, If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!
-lol-
Dash Ask Jaki... Do U Know Me?
This is copy+paste topic.
At the start of an important trial, a small town Lawyer Dash called his first witness Miss Jacki to the stand. She seemed like a sweet Women. Dash approached her and asked, Miss Jacki, do u know me?
She responded, Why, yes, I do know u Mr. Dash. I've known u since u were a young boy. U've become a huge disappointment to me. U lie, u manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. U think u r a hot shot lawyer, when u haven't the brains to realize u never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know u.
-haha-
The lawyer Dash was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, Miss Jacki, do u know the defense Lawyer Mr ROSEBOY?
She replied, Why, of course I do. I've known Mr ROSEBOY since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, also, is a real disappointment. He's lazy, bigoted, never has a nice word to say about anybody, and he drinks like a fish. and everybody knows that his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him.
-hahaha-
The judge Mr Zeus rapped his gavel, to quiet the tittering among the spectators in the courtroom. Once the room was silent, he called both Lawyers to his bench. In a quiet, menacing voice, he warned, If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!
-lol-
he ha ha he
oh my god -hahaha-
i cant stop oh God
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