There's this drunk
standing out on the
street corner, and a cop
passes by, and says,
"What do you think you're doing?" The drunk
says, "I heard the
world goes around
every 24 hours, and I'm
waiting on my house.
Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."



A new guy in town
walks into a bar and
reads a sign that hangs
over the bar... FREE
BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS
THE TEST! So the guy
asks the bartender
what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well,
first you have to drink that whole gallon of
pepper tequila, the
WHOLE thing at once
and you can't make a
face while doing it.
Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore
tooth...you have to
remove it with your
bare hands. Third,
there's a woman up-
stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta
make things right for
her." The guy says,
"Well, as much as I
would love free beer, I
won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon
of pepper tequila and
then get crazier from
there.
Well, as time goes on
and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat
teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of
tequilla with both
hands, and downs it
with a big slurp and tears streaming down his
face. Next, he
staggers out back and
soon all the people
inside hear the most
frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back
into the bar, his shirt
ripped and big scratches
all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the
sore tooth?"


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