Bar Jokes by Bachus 2011/01/29 23:26
A guy walks
into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the
monkey starts jumping all over the place. The
monkey grabs some
olives off the bar and
eats them, then grabs
some sliced limes and
eats them,then jumps up on the pool table,
grabs the cue ball, sticks
it in his mouth and
swallows it whole.
The bartender screams
at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?" The guy says, "No,
what?" "He just ate the
cue ball off my pool
table - whole!" says the
bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"
replies the patron. "He
eats everything in sight,
the little twerp. I'll pay
for the cue ball and
stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and
leaves. Two weeks later
he's in the bar again,
and he has his monkey
with him. He orders a
drink and the monkey starts running around the
bar again.
While the man is
drinking, the monkey
finds a maraschino
cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his
butt, pulls it out, and
eats it. The bartender is
disgusted. "Did you see
what your monkey did
now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he
stuck a maraschino
cherry up his butt, then
pulled it out and ate it!"
says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the
patron. "He still eats
everything in sight, but
ever since he ate that
damn cue ball he
measures everything first!"
.
A guy walks
into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the
monkey starts jumping all over the place. The
monkey grabs some
olives off the bar and
eats them, then grabs
some sliced limes and
eats them,then jumps up on the pool table,
grabs the cue ball, sticks
it in his mouth and
swallows it whole.
The bartender screams
at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?" The guy says, "No,
what?" "He just ate the
cue ball off my pool
table - whole!" says the
bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"
replies the patron. "He
eats everything in sight,
the little twerp. I'll pay
for the cue ball and
stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and
leaves. Two weeks later
he's in the bar again,
and he has his monkey
with him. He orders a
drink and the monkey starts running around the
bar again.
While the man is
drinking, the monkey
finds a maraschino
cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his
butt, pulls it out, and
eats it. The bartender is
disgusted. "Did you see
what your monkey did
now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he
stuck a maraschino
cherry up his butt, then
pulled it out and ate it!"
says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the
patron. "He still eats
everything in sight, but
ever since he ate that
damn cue ball he
measures everything first!"
.
Bachus 2011/01/29 23:46
A man walks
into a bar
with a giraffe and they
proceed to get blitzed.
The giraffe drinks so
much it passes out on the floor. The man gets
up and heads for the
door to leave when the
bartender yells, "Hey!
You can't leave that lyin'
there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion!
It's a giraffe."
.
A man walks
into a bar
with a giraffe and they
proceed to get blitzed.
The giraffe drinks so
much it passes out on the floor. The man gets
up and heads for the
door to leave when the
bartender yells, "Hey!
You can't leave that lyin'
there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion!
It's a giraffe."
.
____THe.bosS 2011/03/14 08:14
Quote: Bachus: A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells,"Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!"The drunk replies,"That's not a lion! It's a giraffe.".
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Mayank 2012/01/15 12:33
Kisi gair ko apna bana ke to dekhiye.. Aur kisi rote ko hansa ke to dekhiye.. Pyar, mohobbat, dosti, ishq Sab dhokha hai.. Par maza aayega khuda kasam Ye dhokha ek baar kha ke toa dekhiye.
Kisi gair ko apna bana ke to dekhiye.. Aur kisi rote ko hansa ke to dekhiye.. Pyar, mohobbat, dosti, ishq Sab dhokha hai.. Par maza aayega khuda kasam Ye dhokha ek baar kha ke toa dekhiye.
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