*the 3 friends* by jaQui 2011/01/24 22:44
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.
The dog says, "My life sucks,
my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!".
The cat says,
"I don't think so, my
master makes me do
my business in a box of
cat litter."
The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put
a bag over your head
and make you do push
ups until you throw
up!" -hahaha-
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.
The dog says, "My life sucks,
my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!".
The cat says,
"I don't think so, my
master makes me do
my business in a box of
cat litter."
The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put
a bag over your head
and make you do push
ups until you throw
up!" -hahaha-
jaQui 2011/01/24 23:02
There are four kinds of
sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you
are newly married and
have sex all over the
house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After
you have been married
for a while, you only
have sex in the
bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've
been married for many,
many years you just
pass each other in the
hall and say"FUCKYOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When
your wife and her
lawyer fuck you in the
divorce court in front of
many people for every
penny u've got.
.
.
This beautiful woman
one day walks into a
doctors office and the
doctor is bowled over
by how stunningly
awesome she is. All his professionallism goes
right out the window...
He tells her to take her
pants, she does, and he
starts rubbing her
thighs.
"Do you know what I
am doing?" asks the
doctor?
"Yes, checking for
abnormalities." she
replies. He tells her to take off
her shirt and bra, she
takes them off. The
doctor begins rubbing
her breasts and asks,
"Do you know what I am doing now?", she
replies, "Yes, checking
for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on
top of her and starts
having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes,
getting herpies - thats
why I am here!" .hehe.
There are four kinds of
sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you
are newly married and
have sex all over the
house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After
you have been married
for a while, you only
have sex in the
bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've
been married for many,
many years you just
pass each other in the
hall and say"FUCKYOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When
your wife and her
lawyer fuck you in the
divorce court in front of
many people for every
penny u've got.
.
.
This beautiful woman
one day walks into a
doctors office and the
doctor is bowled over
by how stunningly
awesome she is. All his professionallism goes
right out the window...
He tells her to take her
pants, she does, and he
starts rubbing her
thighs.
"Do you know what I
am doing?" asks the
doctor?
"Yes, checking for
abnormalities." she
replies. He tells her to take off
her shirt and bra, she
takes them off. The
doctor begins rubbing
her breasts and asks,
"Do you know what I am doing now?", she
replies, "Yes, checking
for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on
top of her and starts
having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes,
getting herpies - thats
why I am here!" .hehe.
naughty jokes. .
'm innocent boy..
jaQui 2011/01/25 00:40
A burglar is in a house
and in the darkness
hears a voice...''Jesus is
watching you''. He
carries on rummaging in the darkness and
hears it again, ''Jesus is
watching you''. He looks around and sees a parrot in a cage.
''What's y0ur name?'' asks the burglar. ''Moses''
replies the parrot.
The burglar says ''That's a silly name for a parrot''.
The parrot replies...
"Yeah, and Jesus is a silly name f0r a Rotweiler"
A burglar is in a house
and in the darkness
hears a voice...''Jesus is
watching you''. He
carries on rummaging in the darkness and
hears it again, ''Jesus is
watching you''. He looks around and sees a parrot in a cage.
''What's y0ur name?'' asks the burglar. ''Moses''
replies the parrot.
The burglar says ''That's a silly name for a parrot''.
The parrot replies...
"Yeah, and Jesus is a silly name f0r a Rotweiler"
funny naughty jokes 
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