Smartest Man in the World by Saphire_flames 2011/01/16 08:23
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
nice one.
as lier i mean lawyer.. Smart boy
Nice one lol keep it up! 
nice 
with a nice style
Sexytun 2011/01/16 13:50
Peter once asked jesus'how many times shall my brother sin aginst me and i forgive him,till seven times? Jesus said to him'not until seven times but until seventy times seven'when multiplied this amounts to 490 times and suggests'uncountable'times.it is difficult to find someone who forgives one person this number of times in yr.but God forgive each of us more than this number in one month alone.think of the lies we tell,bad things we say of other people,good things we neglect to do,jealousie we harbour in our hearts,wrong thoughts and lot more
Peter once asked jesus'how many times shall my brother sin aginst me and i forgive him,till seven times? Jesus said to him'not until seven times but until seventy times seven'when multiplied this amounts to 490 times and suggests'uncountable'times.it is difficult to find someone who forgives one person this number of times in yr.but God forgive each of us more than this number in one month alone.think of the lies we tell,bad things we say of other people,good things we neglect to do,jealousie we harbour in our hearts,wrong thoughts and lot more
that's foolishness.
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