Smartest Man in the World by Saphire_flames 2011/01/16 08:23
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."


zugzwang 2019/10/06 13:17
who is my pair
krack 2019/10/06 12:59
Quote: zugzwang: haha haha very good jokes.
Thank You /smiley
zugzwang 2019/10/06 11:38
haha haha very good jokes.
zugzwang 2019/10/06 06:56
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Milisha 2019/10/05 00:29
Quote: Nazanin: /smileyMmmm I fgot what to tell him mili
meow
Nazanin 2019/10/04 22:22
Quote: Milisha: what will u tell him Mary?.lol.
/smileyMmmm I fgot what to tell him mili
Milisha 2019/10/04 15:26
Quote: Nazanin: I will tell him hehe 😋
what will u tell him Mary?.lol.
krack 2019/10/04 00:09
/smiley
Nazanin 2019/10/03 18:27
I will tell him hehe 😋
Milisha 2019/10/03 15:13
Quote: amitverma: Hahaha nice one milisha. .lol.for a week what he wont get??/smiley
.cat. Lol
amitverma 2019/10/03 15:07
Hahaha nice one milisha. .lol.for a week what he wont get??/smiley
krack 2019/10/03 01:31
Quote: jaQui: You make my day Krack -hahaha-
Uhh Rialy Jaqui /smiley
saahir 2019/09/30 18:11
Quote: Zeast: Zeast /smiley JaQui

JaQui's
/smiley
Zeast
Zeast 2019/09/29 05:10
Zeast /smiley JaQui
jaQui 2019/09/28 20:42
Please accept her offer.hehe.
jaQui 2019/09/28 20:38

JaQui... Zeast
jaQui 2019/09/28 20:34
You make my day Krack -hahaha-
jaQui 2019/09/28 20:32
/smiley
krack 2019/09/28 09:05
/smiley Continues
krack 2019/09/28 00:21
-luk- where is My Partner .lol. im in .search. of her


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