SILLY GIRL.... by --CaTeRpILLaR-- 2010/12/11 14:34
*What a SILLY LIL GIRL*


My m0m w0nt tell me'a thing about herself..lil girl c0mplains to her friend...
Well,says the friend...All you need to do'is lo0k at her drivers license...
Its like a report card..It has everything on it...hehe...
The lil girl checks out her m0ther's driver's license and later that night says to her...

I kn0w how old are u m0mmy...
You are 32...
The m0ther is surprised and arks..
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT???
I also kn0w that u weight 1:30pounds
The m0ther 'is past surprised n shocked n0w...
HOW 'n HEAVENS NAME DID YOU FIND OUT???

And the lil girl says triumphandly

I KN0W WHY YOU N DADDY GOT A DIVORCE....
Oh really'the m0ther asks...WHY???

Becoz you got an F in sex...hehe...hehe..

.hehe.
Mahesh 2010/12/11 14:36
What a F that?-hahaha- nice joke
Kanchan 2010/12/12 04:51
F stands for Failed .hehe.
PreciousEbuka 2010/12/13 07:50
Nice 0ne.
Zeebo 2010/12/14 04:33
-hahaha-
Holumiedey 2010/12/15 03:04
2 funny.
RULER_Gp 2010/12/15 11:12
Great ne
Rosay 2010/12/19 18:26
hahhahaaaaa
Insenus_AmoR 2010/12/19 20:01
Quote: Kanchan: F stands for Failed .hehe.
F stands for female.. .duh.
Lastborn20 2010/12/20 17:23
9ice joke,keep it up
Toyz 2010/12/21 10:11
hahaaa, f9!
Saphire_flames 2010/12/31 04:34
/smiley good one
Saintless 2011/02/18 14:12
F stands for Female. Hmm. Good try. I didn't get the joke however.
Xtr3m3_4_3va 2011/02/23 22:00
/smiley
AMMU_SABY 2011/02/24 01:47
/smiley
Kakaji 2011/02/25 10:33
here F means fool (haba)
Shy_angel 2011/03/03 09:19
NICE..
____THe.bosS 2011/03/14 06:56
Nice 0ne hun/smiley
Horlahmighty 2011/09/12 13:29
Lovely
Geet 2011/09/24 09:57
/smiley
Kingof2wap 2011/09/28 04:50
semi good
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