[Jokes]GOOD FT SPYRATE by Good 2010/08/19 11:33
A man was found of giving his son name according to appearance,his wife gave birth to an handsome boy he named him"GOD'S TIME"She gave birth to another boy and his also handsome he named him "GOD'S GIFT".Unfortunately the woman gave birth to an ugly boy,when he was asked what name should the boy bear,the man started weeping and said for being too ugly dan a gorilla i hereby name him "GOD FORBID"
A man was found of giving his son name according to appearance,his wife gave birth to an handsome boy he named him"GOD'S TIME"She gave birth to another boy and his also handsome he named him "GOD'S GIFT".Unfortunately the woman gave birth to an ugly boy,when he was asked what name should the boy bear,the man started weeping and said for being too ugly dan a gorilla i hereby name him "GOD FORBID"
Good 2010/08/19 11:51
In a secondary school the ss2 have free period and the student were all making noise to the extent that the class nearly turn to market place.after someminute the senior prefect and the a.s.p got informed that class is too noisy.the two prefect left for the class.getting their the senior shouted stop killing noise instead of you to be counting your bookyou are busy making noise the a.s.p replyed ha ha simple english you can not spoken
In a secondary school the ss2 have free period and the student were all making noise to the extent that the class nearly turn to market place.after someminute the senior prefect and the a.s.p got informed that class is too noisy.the two prefect left for the class.getting their the senior shouted stop killing noise instead of you to be counting your bookyou are busy making noise the a.s.p replyed ha ha simple english you can not spoken
Sancata 2010/08/19 15:01
Just jokes thanx for inviting me...
A mother warned her child not to let boys see her underwear but leter in the day she decided to play with some friends, while she was playing she climbed a tree, a boy was serious looking under her skirt she started laughing at the boy and said.
U woun't see my paint I removed it and kept it at home. Her pairs burst into laughter.
A mad man came to a place were people are mourning a dead rich man, then he went straight to the grave and looked into it but it is just 6 feat then he looked for shovel and started diging again. When they asked him why he is digging he said that just 6 ft cant be enough to contain the rich man and his properties.
Just jokes thanx for inviting me...
A mother warned her child not to let boys see her underwear but leter in the day she decided to play with some friends, while she was playing she climbed a tree, a boy was serious looking under her skirt she started laughing at the boy and said.
U woun't see my paint I removed it and kept it at home. Her pairs burst into laughter.
A mad man came to a place were people are mourning a dead rich man, then he went straight to the grave and looked into it but it is just 6 feat then he looked for shovel and started diging again. When they asked him why he is digging he said that just 6 ft cant be enough to contain the rich man and his properties.
Sancata 2010/08/19 15:11
A man came to collect the money borrowed from him by a friend, reaching there, his friend first saw him and ran into his house telling his child to tell the man that he is not at home. But he hid in d back of his curttin but his curttin was so high that u could see the his legs. When the man arrived he knocked on the door of the house and a child ran out but when the child ran out he saw the mans legs, when the child delivered d msg that the man traveled the stranger told the child to tell the man to travel with his legs next time.
A man came to collect the money borrowed from him by a friend, reaching there, his friend first saw him and ran into his house telling his child to tell the man that he is not at home. But he hid in d back of his curttin but his curttin was so high that u could see the his legs. When the man arrived he knocked on the door of the house and a child ran out but when the child ran out he saw the mans legs, when the child delivered d msg that the man traveled the stranger told the child to tell the man to travel with his legs next time.
Sexytum 2010/08/19 17:07
Ha ah ah ah ah
u guyz are really great. @Spyrate. I couldn't control my laugh at ur first joke.
Ha ah ah ah ah
u guyz are really great. @Spyrate. I couldn't control my laugh at ur first joke.
StoRmLeSs 2010/08/19 17:12
Spy bro i dnt like your main joke. Its unfair to talk like that abt a guy who is not handsome in looks! If i were you ,i wld never pickedup that joke for forums.
Spy bro i dnt like your main joke. Its unfair to talk like that abt a guy who is not handsome in looks! If i were you ,i wld never pickedup that joke for forums.
Frankbent 2010/08/19 17:22
U guys tryed bot u got them 4rm night of a thousand laugh! By i go die nd basket mouth! Nice job!
U guys tryed bot u got them 4rm night of a thousand laugh! By i go die nd basket mouth! Nice job!
nice.
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